When I worked as a croupier in Mayfair casinos, I'd sometimes pretend I stacked shelves in Tesco, rather than tell people what I did for a living. Once they knew I dealt roulette, blackjack, and other casino games to multi-billionaires, the inevitable questioning would commence, beginning with, 'what's the most money you've seen someone win or lose?'. It would roll on to, 'you must work funny shifts?' and then they'd declare that I must meet a lot of 'interesting people.' I'm not sure why anyone assumes gamblers are interesting (I'd suggest the opposite), but some of them are certainly lively.

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To satisfy the curiosity of everyone whose questions I dodged at parties, I've roped in some fellow croupiers to give you a glimpse into what it's like working as a croupier in London's most exclusive members' clubs.

What's the most you've seen someone win?

Seb spent 20 years as a manager in Mayfair casinos. He says, 'the most I’ve seen anyone win was £5.3m, in about five hours on Roulette. He was a Russian guy playing £1,000 chips and he was betting about £100,000 every spin.' It might seem fair to assume the player would be pleased, but, 'he was exactly the same as when he walked in — acting like a mobster, thinking he's James Bond.' Seb remembers another, very clever, player who'd walk out if he won on his first spin. 'He never won more than £300,000 or £400,000, but he went on a run of 33 wins on the trot and took us for millions.'

With two decades of Mayfair experience under her belt, the most Faye has seen anyone win is £1.4m in one spin on roulette. 'He'd been playing £1,000 and £5,000 chips,' says Faye, 'and that spin he’d laid down £80,000.

'The player was ecstatic and tipped the dealer £50,000. He usually tipped 10% of his winnings, but he wasn't going to tip £100,000!'

Was the player pleased with his win? 'No,' says Tom, 'he's the most miserable, emotionless man, I've ever seen.'

Eloise spent a decade in Mayfair. What's the most she's seen won? '£1.1m. I remember handing out the plaque and thinking, 'my God, this piece of plastic is £1,000,000 — that's my mortgage and tenfold!' You have to think of it as a piece of plastic, because otherwise, you want to stab yourself — it's soul destroying.

'When I hit a winning number, I often used to think 'can't they just pretend I hit an empty number and give me the winnings? It would sort my life out, and to them it's just a losing number.'

With four years in Mayfair casinos under his belt, Tom says the most he saw a player win was 'around two million — it was a punter who was playing £100,000 a hand on Punto Banco, and he won it in an afternoon.' Was the player pleased with his win? 'No,' says Tom, 'he's the most miserable, emotionless man, I've ever seen.' Like Eloise, Tom tries not to think about the casino chips having a real-life cash value. He says, 'That's how you get over your nerves when you're dealing with big money.'

Steven, who's spent 15 years in Mayfair clubs, says he once saw a player win £5m after playing £300,000 a spin on roulette. How did they react to the win? 'Nonchalantly — like it was the most natural thing in the world.' Did they thank him? 'No.'

What's the most you've seen someone lose?

'I saw an Australian punter lose £10.1m in three hours on blackjack,' says Seb. 'He was playing seven boxes, with £25,000 on each box.' How did he react to losing? 'Not very well! He's probably the most aggressive punter anyone in the industry ever came across. He was a beast of a man. He had fingers like Vienna sausages and he'd bang the table and call everyone a fucker or a cunt. He turned a table over on a pregnant girl — he made her vanish, paid her off.'

Eloise remembers a Russian player losing a quarter of a million on blackjack in less than five minutes: 'He swept the whole table at me. The cards and chips were everywhere. It was the first time I'd dealt to him and I was thinking 'who the fuck is this guy?' He winked at the inspector, then went off to the cash desk to get another £200,000.'

Someone else took the ball out of the wheel and chucked it down the casino, and another punter grabbed a manager round the collar and held him up against the wall, threatening to hit him.

The most Tom's seen someone lose was £5m: 'He was totally indifferent to losing — he just laughed, climbed back into his glass-roof Rolls Royce, and drove off!'

Steven's seen several players lose three to five million in a few hours. 'One guy said, 'thanks,' got up and left the table. Other punters get really pissed off. One guy lifted a heavy chair to knee height, and launched it 20-30 feet, skidding along the floor. Someone else took the ball out of the wheel and chucked it down the casino, and another punter grabbed a manager round the collar and held him up against the wall, threatening to hit him.'

What's it like dealing with people who've lost millions of pounds?

Faye says, 'the worst reaction I've seen was when an English player threw a crystal ashtray in the roulette wheel while it was spinning — it shattered in a spiral against the wall. He'd lost £100,000 and he'd actually stopped playing by that point — he'd just been sitting there saying, 'spin,' without putting bets down. I hit his favourite numbers three times in a row — and the last time, he threw the ashtray, and walked out.' Faye says the worst thing a player said to her was when 'a Middle Eastern customer told me I should go back to my father's house and let him beat some humility into me.'

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Seb recalls, 'there was a Turkish punter who used to say, 'you’ve got dirty tits.' He was losing £800,000 and he said to the dealer, 'I’m going to fuck your mum!' She said, 'She hasn't had any for a while, she'd probably like you to go round.' He lost his shit. He kicked all the chairs over, threw all the chips — the dealer was coked up, so she was laughing, and I had to empty the room of the staff.'

Seb adds, 'I've been spat at. I've been threatened to be killed. I was having dinner with another manager in the casino restaurant when a disgruntled customer walked past and spat in my food. He said something in Arabic about my mother. She'd slept with a horse or a donkey — that was the translation given to me by one of the waiters. I've seen a punter pick up a chair and throw it over the table at the dealer. They’ve kicked marble statues and antiques.'

I've had men threaten to wait outside and follow me to my car

'I've had men threaten to wait outside and follow me to my car,' says Eloise, 'I was laughed at when I reported it. Management said, 'what d'you want us to do? We don't have enough security to escort the staff to their cars one-by-one.' At one club, the girls fought for them to provide rape alarms, and the company wouldn't provide them for free. Then they decided they'd get some, but if we wanted one, we had to make a donation to charity.'

Tom says, 'they swear at you in their own language — it translates strangely, so they're calling you 'scum in the gutter,' or 'son of a motherless goat.' They call the female dealers 'sharmuta' which means 'whore' in Arabic.

'There was a senior barrister — an English guy — who was the most childish loser I've ever seen. He'd weep and stamp his feet, saying, 'it’s not fair!'. He had a date with him once — she looked at him as if to say, 'Who am I with?'

Are there any perks of the job?

Says Faye, 'one player gave me a Van Cleef & Arples necklace, because she heard me saying I'd been broken into and they'd stolen all my jewellery. She took her necklace off, gave it to me, and said, 'please make this the start of your new collection.' I took it to a manager and told him a player had given it to me. He went, 'it looks cheap enough, you can keep it.' It's worth nearly three grand.'

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